Which ’90s Nickelodeon Heroine Are You?

Nickelodeon in the ’90s: a veritable utopia of green slime and childhood icons! From Clarissa Darling to Shelby Woo, Nickelodeon’s scripted series showed us ways to be a kid, and ways to be a girl, that I hadn’t seen on TV before. These kids were brave, and smart, and knew what they wanted. They had loyal friends, exotic pets, amazing hats, and such freedom in their adventures! I wanted to be every single one of them.

For this quiz, you’re headed to sleepaway camp! Whether it’s the dude ranch of Hey Dude!the summer camp of Salute Your Shortsor the four-berry heaven of A-Camp, I’ll see you there!

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